Introducing the Bubbly Bliss 2-in-1 Champagne Deluxe by DABTIZED: Pop, Fizz, and Elevate!
Get ready to toast to the high life with DABTIZED's latest masterpiece that's more versatile than a sommelier's palate and twice as intoxicating! It's time to upgrade your smoke sessions from basic to bougie, from mundane to magnificent!
Choose your hue and prepare to dazzle! Each color is more than just a shade - it's a mood, a statement, a lifestyle. Mix and match with your outfit, your decor, or your favorite strains. Collect all ten and have a Bubbly Bliss for every occasion!
Double Trouble, Double Pleasure
This stunning replica of a champagne bottle isn't just arm candy – it's a double agent of delight!
- Flower Power: A bubbler that'll make your herbs pop like vintage Dom Pérignon
- Concentrate Heaven: A nectar collector that'll make your dabs dance like bubbles in a flute
Electroplated Elegance
Each Bubbly Bliss 2-in-1 is a masterpiece of design, electroplated to perfection for a finish so sleek and shiny, you'll want to wear it as an accessory. Featuring:
- Hand-crafted glass tougher than a sommelier's palate
- Electroplated finish that puts actual champagne bottles to shame
- Custom details so realistic, even your wine snob friends will be fooled
- Discreet design, perfect for stealth toking at fancy gatherings
Engineering Extraordinaire
Hidden inside this bottle of bliss is a dome perc water filter, ensuring every hit is smoother than silk and more refreshing than a midnight toast!
The Connoisseur's Kit
Your Bubbly Bliss 2-in-1 comes fully equipped with:
- A custom-made glass bowl for your flower fantasies
- A honey tip for those concentrate celebrations
- A glass/silicone jar to keep your top-shelf goods fresh
- A cleaning brush, because even champagne glasses need polishing
Branded for the Elite
The bottle sports a beautifully etched DABTIZED logo – it's like the wax seal on a bottle of the finest vintage!
Portable Luxury
Your Bubbly Bliss 2-in-1 arrives in a box so fancy you'll be tempted to propose with it, featuring:
- Travel-friendly design, because your piece deserves first-class treatment too
- Display window to showcase your impeccable taste (and make your friends jealous)
- Protective foam interior to keep your precious bottle safe
Perfect for:
- Elevating your smoke circle to a smoke soirée
- Impressing connoisseurs with your exquisite taste
- Adding a touch of class to your Saturday night in
How to Indulge:
1. For flower: Add water, pack the bowl, and sip the sweet nectar of relaxation!
2. For concentrates: Flip it, heat the honey tip, and dive into liquid gold!
3. For the ultimate experience: Alternate between both and reach new heights of sophistication!
Warning: Side effects may include sudden urges to speak with a French accent, an irresistible desire to toast everything, and the temptation to refer to your living room as "the lounge." Use responsibly, and remember: pinkies up when you puff!
So, are you ready to pop the cork on a whole new level of luxury? Grab your Bubbly Bliss 2-in-1 Champagne Deluxe and let's turn your humble abode into the hottest speakeasy this side of the Prohibition! Because who says you can't mix your bubbly with your flower?
DABTIZED: Where every hit is a special occasion and every product is a limited edition. Cheers to the high life, darling! Because you deserve to treat yo'self in every color of the rainbow (and then some)!
Now available in a spectrum of 10 exquisite colors, each one designed to make your dual-purpose experience as unique as you are:
- Midas Gold - Because everything you touch should turn to gold
- Sterling Silver - For when you're feeling sleek and sophisticated
- Bordeaux Red - Bold and intoxicating, like a fine vintage
- Sapphire Blue - As deep and mysterious as the ocean
- Blush Pink - For those days when you're feeling pretty in pink
- Emerald Green - Fresh and crisp, like a garden party in spring
- Royal Purple - Smoke like royalty, because you're worth it
- Tropical Turquoise - Bringing island vibes to your smoke sesh
- Midnight Black - Sleek, classic, and always in style
- Pearl White - Pure as the driven snow (or whatever you're smoking)