Introducing the Rock Buds Electric Guitar Water Pipe by DABTIZED: Where Music Meets Mary Jane!
Get ready to rock your socks off with the most melodious smoking device ever created! DABTIZED has struck a chord with stoners and music lovers alike, bringing you a water pipe that'll make your smoke sessions hit all the right notes! It's time to turn up the volume on your highs and let your inner rockstar shine brighter than a disco ball at a KISS concert!
Amp Up Your Smoking Game!
This bad boy is taller than your average groupie's hair in the 80s, standing proud at 13 inches of pure rock 'n' roll awesomeness. Crafted with more precision than Keith Richards' guitar tuning (when he remembers to do it), this high-quality acrylic piece comes in a random mix of black or white. It's like getting front row seats to a mystery gig - you never know what you're gonna get, but you know it's gonna rock!
• Towering at a rockin' 13 inches tall
• High-quality acrylic crafted with ultrasonic precision
• Available in black or white - it's a mixed setlist, baby!
Design That'll Make You Wanna Crowd Surf
Forget backstage passes, these custom designs are your all-access ticket to Coolsville, population: you! With artwork more legendary than Hendrix's guitar solos, you'll be the envy of every smoker from here to Woodstock. Choose from 10 face-melting designs that'll have you playing air guitar faster than you can say "encore"!
• Custom hand-designed artwork featuring your favorite music icons
• 10 mind-blowing design options to choose from
• Double-sided artwork - because both sides of the stage deserve some love!
Versatile Like a Multi-Instrumentalist
This pipe is more flexible than a yoga instructor at a Grateful Dead concert! Stand it up for a classic jam session, or hold it sideways and pretend you're Slash (just don't try to play it with your teeth, okay?). With a custom silicone downstem that adjusts faster than a roadie between sets, you'll be hitting smooth notes whether you're sitting, standing, or attempting the splits!
• Stands up for easy, stationary smoking
• Hold it sideways and pretend you're shredding a sick solo
• Custom-designed silicone downstem that adjusts to your playing style
Accessories That'll Make You Feel Like a Rockstar
Strap in, because this guitar comes with more extras than a Spinal Tap drum kit! With an adjustable shoulder strap, you can take your show on the road faster than you can say "world tour." Plus, it comes with a glass bowl that's cleaner than Lars Ulrich's drum set (okay, maybe that's not saying much).
• Comes with shoulder strap and buckles - take your show on the road!
• Adjustable to fit any body type - from punk rockers to opera singers
• Includes a glass bowl - because even rockstars need the right equipment
Travel Like You're on Tour
Your Rock Buds comes in a case so fancy, it'll make Elvis's jumpsuit look like casual Friday attire. Perfect for hitting the road or displaying at home, this box has a window clearer than Ozzy Osbourne's memories of the 70s (which isn't saying much, but you get the idea).
• Beautiful matching design custom package box
• Perfect for travel, shipping, or home display
• Display window - show off your new axe to all your groupies
How to Use Your Rock Buds:
1. Fill the body with water (not beer, no matter how rock 'n' roll you feel)
2. Insert the flexible silicone downstem
3. Pack your bowl with your favorite herb
4. Light up and inhale through the guitar's "head"
5. Exhale and watch yourself transform into a smoke-breathing dragon of rock!
Warning: Side Effects May Include
• Sudden urge to headbang
• Uncontrollable air guitar solos
• Thinking you can actually play "Stairway to Heaven"
• Referring to your friends as your "roadies"
Perfect For:
• Aspiring rockstars who can't tell a G-string from a G-spot
• Music lovers who want to hit high notes AND get high
• Anyone who's ever dreamed of smashing a bong on stage
Remember: Practice safe sax... we mean, safe smoking! Don't drink and shred, and always have a designated roadie!
DABTIZED: Turning Your Smoke Sessions into Stadium Tours Since We Realized "High" Notes Could Have Two Meanings!
Get ready to rock out with your bowl out! Grab your Rock Buds today and join the band of happy tokers who are already living the high life, one riff at a time! Don't be the last one to join this smoking hot tour - these Rock Buds are selling faster than front-row tickets to a reunion show!
DABTIZED: Because in the world of water pipes, we're the headliners, baby!