Introducing the Lava Smoke, Where Retro Vibes Meet High Times!
Get ready to groove with the Lava Luxe Water Pipe - it's not just a smoking device, it's a time machine that'll transport you straight to a 70s disco party in your living room!
Groovy Design, Stellar Function
Behold the Lava Luxe, a piece that's equal parts art and innovation:
- Stands tall and proud at a psychedelic 10 inches
- A voluptuous bottom adorned with a hand-designed, baked-on sticker that's hotter than lava
- Topped with a kaleidoscope of colorful liquid glycerin and glitter that'll make your head spin (in a good way!)
- Stemless design with a built-in downstem, because who needs extra parts, man?
Each Lava Luxe is a unique masterpiece:
- Hand-blown by skilled artisans who probably listened to Pink Floyd while crafting
- Available in 5 far-out designs that'll make your eyes go wild
- Choose from 6 groovy glycerin colors: Blue, Red, Green, Pink, Purple, or Gold
Chill Vibes Only!
- Pop that glycerin top in the fridge for 10 minutes
- Watch your hits get smoother than Barry White's voice
- Perfect for those times when you want to cool down while getting lit
LED Light Show Extravaganza!
- Custom LED light base with 3 mind-bending patterns
- Turn your smoke sesh into a disco inferno
- Warning: May cause spontaneous dance parties
Stealth Mode with a Twist
- Mouthpiece cleverly disguised as the lava lamp's cap
- "No officer, it's just my groovy new lamp!"
Accessories Fit for a Disco King/Queen
Your Lava Luxe comes fully equipped:
- A glass bowl for your, ahem, "herbal refreshments"
- 6 batteries to keep the party going all night long
- A custom box with protective foam interior and a display window, perfect for travel or showing off
Perfect For:
- Transforming your boring old smoke sessions into a retro rave
- Impressing your friends with your impeccable vintage taste
- Confusing your grandparents ("Is that a new-fangled lamp, dear?")
How to Use Your Lava Luxe:
1. Fill the base with water, pack your bowl, and get ready for liftoff
2. Chill the glycerin top for extra smooth hits (optional, but recommended)
3. Choose your favorite LED light setting
4. Inhale through the top and watch the "lava" flow as you exhale your worries away
5. Try not to get hypnotized by the mesmerizing glitter swirl (no promises)
Warning: Side effects may include sudden urges to wear bell-bottoms, an inexplicable craving for fondue, and the unshakeable feeling that you've become the coolest cat in town. Don't be alarmed if you find yourself saying "groovy" unironically - it's just the Lava Luxe magic, baby!
Ready to take a trip back in time while elevating your mind? Grab your Lava Luxe and let DABTIZED be your guide through the psychedelic world of retro-inspired relaxation!
DABTIZED: Turning your smoke sessions into a total trip since... well, since whenever lava lamps were cool the first time around! Stay lit, stay lifted, and remember - in the world of water pipes, it's DABTIZED or it's square, man!
