Meet the BOMB ASH HEAD – Mr. President, the hand pipe that brings a whole new meaning to “executive session.” This glass head is hand blown, hand painted, and available in two unforgettable versions: the classic presidential look and a dramatic “moment in history” edition with a bold, blood-splatter effect. Whether your customers are looking for a conversation starter, a collectible, or just a pipe with a little extra authority, Mr. President is ready to take the lead on your shelves.
FORM MEETS FUNCTION: THE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF OF GLASS
Mr. President isn’t just another hand pipe—he’s a statement piece. Each one is carefully hand blown and painted to capture those unmistakable features, from the signature hair to the determined expression. The bowl is cleverly hidden behind the head, the mouthpiece is tucked under the chin for smooth, presidential draws, and the carb cap is placed for easy control. Mr. President stands upright, ready to preside over your display case or your customers’ next smoke circle.
Hand-blown, hand-painted glass head with instantly recognizable features
Available in two versions: classic presidential and dramatic “moment in history” with blood-splatter effect
Upright design for easy display and maximum shelf appeal
Limited edition collectible—when they’re gone, they’re out of office
A SMOKING EXPERIENCE WORTHY OF THE OVAL OFFICE
Mr. President isn’t just about looks—this pipe is engineered for performance. The bowl placement and carb cap are designed for optimal airflow, delivering smooth, powerful hits that’ll have your customers feeling like they’re signing important documents (or at least, important snack orders). Whether it’s a solo session or a bipartisan gathering, Mr. President turns every smoke into a headline event.
Ergonomic bowl behind the head for easy packing
Mouthpiece under the chin for smooth, authoritative hits
Side carb cap for precise airflow control
Simple to clean and maintain
Designed for big, flavorful rips
HAND-PAINTED ARTISTRY WITH A POLITICAL TWIST
Our artists bring Mr. President to life with hand-painted details and finishes that make each piece unique. With two versions to choose from, every Mr. President is a collectible original—perfect for customers who want to add a little history (and humor) to their collection.
Two distinct versions: classic and dramatic “moment in history”
Hand painted for a unique, one-of-a-kind finish
Eye-catching, conversation-starting design
Every pipe is a true original
PREMIUM PACKAGING EXPERIENCE
Mr. President arrives in a custom-designed box with foam padding to keep your commander-in-chief safe from the campaign trail to your shelves. The packaging includes an optional window for easy display, a cleaning brush, and a set of exclusive stickers—because even presidents appreciate a little extra flair.
Custom display box with foam insert for protection
Secure packaging for safe shipping and storage
Optional window to showcase the product in-store
Cleaning brush included for easy maintenance
Free exclusive stickers in every box
Gift-ready presentation for retail or resale
SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:
Sudden urge to give a speech at the smoke circle
Customers asking if you’re running for “Best Shop in America”
Collectors wanting both versions for their own cabinet
Turning every session into a state of the union
PERFECT FOR:
Smoke shops seeking unique, functional glassware with a sense of humor
Collectors of limited edition, hand-crafted art pipes
Fans of political satire and conversation pieces
Anyone who likes their glass with a side of history and fun
Mr. President doesn’t just sign bills—he signs off on legendary smoke sessions.
DABTIZED: Because every smoke shop needs a little executive power.
This limited edition won’t last long. Stock up on Mr. President before he’s out of office for good.
